Woohoo! Everyone dance! It's pretty much the best day ever!

My big toe finally came off! [link] I even made a document submitted immediately to scraps.

But that's absolutely not any reason to celebrate. The real reason to celebrate is that I've submitted a prom collage and more importantly a Parade collage.

AND!! I'm now an admin for a club!! I can't believe it! It's a Jak and Daxter OC club! Join if you have one!

And those of you who don't, well, I'm sure you have other qualities.

So, since this is like a dream come true, I'm going to do something crazy. I'm going to start drawing my OCs even though I'm nowhere near capable of drawing them as well as I'd like! So, I'll do that, eventually. That's a lot of OCs.

Tootles, darlings!

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Clubs:


Friends:

Mt big toe nail on my right foot is about to come off. A few months ago I dropped a frozen solid ice pack on it (how very ironic when you think about it) and soon it will come off.

School sucks and it should be illegal for people to write when in extreme moods.

Yay college boys! You'd think there'd be an interesting story behind that statement, but no. I do feel friendlier today, though.

I know I promised no more meme journals, but...one more meme? Just because it's my frist characetr meme ever. Or you can turn back and save us both some dignity, because though I'm always embarrassed o mention stories and such I have created, I told myself I'd post this, and I will. Kind of a catch 22/in spite of myself thing.

Apologies for any and all spelling errors, I'm using a tempermental kerboard again.

Here goes:

1. What is your character's name?
Olivia (still working on/I forget her last name).

2. What kind of character is it (furry, anime, etc) and any particular race?
Elf. One of those long-eared elves.

3. What is the first thing your character would think of when he/she first wakes up?
That would be a groan, a stretch, and a "What am I supposed to do today?"

4. Your character's favorite outfit would be?
The one outfit she wears every day. You know how outfits need to be consistant so that characters can recognized.

5. When your character looks into a mirror, what's the first thing they would notice?
Whether or not someone is behind her. She's a little paranoid I suppose.

6. Does your character have the same tastes in food as you?
No, She doesn't care what she's eating for the mos part so long as it tastes fairly good and is food. I'm extremely picky.

7. How is your character similar to you?
Anger issues?

8. How is he/she different?
Many many differences. She's a much better fighter than I am, then again I'm sure many people fight better than me. Our weapons of choice are different, though they're both guns for the most part. Height is different, hair is different, appearances are different, et cetera.

9. If your character could speak, would they have the same voice as you?
No, her voice is much more sarcastic. And it's usually not monotone like mine.

10. If you were to suddenly become your character, what do you think would be the first thing you would do as them?
Rewrite the story so everything goes her way all the time. With sexy results.

11. Is there something about your character that you don't like how others think of them?
one really knows about her, or any of my OCs. I think I've told two people and they have no complaints, but one of them is not a credible source and the other I guess is credible.

12. What advantages does your character have over you?
Advantages?
She's not afraid of spids like I am. In her hay day (or however you spell that) she ate one or two.

13. What disadvantages?
I control what happens in every moment of her life.

14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?
Probably. I just can't pinpoint anything really secretive or great.

15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?
A few. Just a few. I have one that was an attempt on her last year (major fail) and I did an eye test her and a few other characters (sort of fail).

16. Do you have any plans for your character or are you working on something big relating to him/her?
She has a whole story based around her.

17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?
Nothing so far. Let's see how tings work out in the future.

18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?
The ability to fight and kill without holding back and then getting away with it! Not that I'd use that ability on a daily basis, the mere fact of knowing I could get away scott free would be all the comfort I'd need.

19. Have you made any characters that go along with yours, based on real-life people?
I guess no. Not Olivia anyway. Tia (from the same story) is based off of someone I know, and they know who they are. But, that person is too much of a procrastinator, so if I were to make Tia exactly like them it would make for a nonsupportive character. And in my stories nonsupportive characters get killed off. Fast. Active, friendly, motivated Tia it is.

20. Have you written any stories about your character?
Not on paper, just in my head.

21. How has your character changed since his/her first creation?
Oh man Olivia's changed so much. I started this whole ordeal when I was 12, Olivia isn't even her name, and she was very unlike herself.

22. Give us a one-liner from him/her.
"I see no evolutionary advantage in these." <--That would be Olivia, commenting on her long ears.

23. What’s something people would be surprised to learn about your character?
I have no idea.

24. If you met your character in real life, what would you do with him or her?
We probably wouldn't like each other.

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If you read all that you're either crazy or awesome. I love you anyway. And I'm off to drama practice. More on that and prom in the future!

Apologies. I just wanted that last journal off my front page.

I suppose a good way to do that is post a journal about the prom. Was fun. Had awesome prime rib for dinner. Date won't stop bothering me to hang out. Don't want too. Dress was beautiful. I think a friend of mine had the same dress but we didn't see each other the whole night so no damage done. Didn't dance much, thank goodness. The food at the prom was also delicious, but it was more cakey stuff rather than a full blown steak as big as my head. I can proudly say I ate that whole damn steak.

Did I mention there was fake gambling? Well there was, and I had the coolest dealer at my table. I only played Black Jack, since there was no Craps tables and I adored the dealer. His name was Ron and he totally reminded me of Krew from Jak and Daxter! I'll be uploading pictures of him I'm sure in the future.

And the lunch bell just rang, so I have to go to art class. I think that was all I wanted to say, anyway.

So I wasn't going to post another meme until I found a lot I wanted to do (which I did) and posted them ALL into one journal (which I don't have time for). So I'll edit this journal over and over again filling it with more and more memes to my heart's content. And I'll make sure you won't be alerted of all these edits so you won't keep getting bothered by all of them.

But I came across this meme and loved it and now I have to do it.

The Name Meme

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mom and dad's middle names)
Dorthea Kevin

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Michael Leon

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Mun'jo

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Silver Tiger

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Kate Inglewood

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Deep Blue Milk

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Jo'nn

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
The Double Chip

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Napolian Pedro Grand

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Alien Linditt Truffle

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
J.D. Palm

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Geberated Meme

where I got it --> [link] <-- go here

1. If Napolian played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
He would play the effeminate male best friend to the hero or heroine.

2. Have you dreamt of Napolian before?
Yes, he was probabin great danger or something and I had to save him. Or he was my sidekick. My cats are always in danger or sidekicks in my dreams.

3. Name something you have in common with Turbo?
We both enjoy sleeping long hours and have very particular tastes in food.

4. Fred Weasely and Pedro are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
George! My Pedro is always the big fat dominant male.

5. Napolian and Daxter are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
Napolian! He's mah girly and sensitive baby boy!

6. Ever slept in the same room with Turbo?
Yeah, he's a cat.

7. Would you love to read Abe Lincoln's very personal diary?
Hell yes! Of course, I'd love to read most people's personal diaries.

8. Do you do anything special with internet?
Ahem, yes (not a conspicuous question or answer).

9. In a race between you, Jak and Turbo, who would win?
Jak, Turbo, then me. Because Jak is Mr. Speed Racer jr., and I would be running behind Turbo to make sure he didn't get hurt, or bored and lie in the middle of traffic for that matter. Then I would throw his angelic fluff before the finish line, because he did get bored during the middle of the race and I had to carry him the rest of the way.

10. What would you do if you hadn't met George Weasely?
Rape Fred Weasely and not have threesomes with the two twins. Which I admit would not be as fun.


Forgive me for any spelling errors as I am using a tempermental keyboard which picks and chooses which letters I type get submitted onto the page.

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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

-Jordan
-Moonbeam
-DrinkTeaOrDie

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:

-Pass out in Spanish 2
-Think over my awesome dream last night
-Stare at my latest artwork

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

-My blue eyes
-My thick lips
-My nonconformist ways

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

-Not in good enough shape
-Socially retarded
-Have no friends

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:

-Demons
-Spiders
-That the stupidity of the government will lead to the downfall of America (don't know if it will but it might)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

-Ugly shirt with holes in it
-Dirty Shoes
-Cell phone

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:

-My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada from Avenue Q (is hilarious)
-It's Raining Men by Weathergirls
-Story by Brandi Carlile

Yes I know they're all chick songs 'cept for the Avenue Q track.

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE: On DA?

-I love art and hope to learn to draw someday
-The internet is a great place to seem like you have social skills
-I need to live somewhere, don't I?

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:

-Drawing
-Pretending to speak Kimmer or Vietnamese to my pets
-Making a big entrance

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

-Eat something quite delicious
-Raise a brow and watch as some stud walks by
-Glomp said stud

I know, I'm a dork.

THREE BOY’S NAMES:

-Dr. Seus
-Jak
-Daxter

The dorky saga continues!

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:

-Nyx
-Henrietta
-Jordan

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

-Achieve something great, be it big or small
-Do something badass, maybe relating to guns
-Learn to draw

THREE PPL YOU TAG

-Your mom
-My mom
-Mr. Mooko

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My letter:
Dear Brian, (I know I'm supposed to put John, but that's my father's name, so I used the first name that came to mind that wasn't the name of someone I knew)

I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realized it when you put handcuffs on me with Mr. and Mrs. Bush, and I saw you steal the toupee from the crazy monk.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand how boring you are.
Im sending back your Darth Vader poster, but I'll keep the blood test results as a memory.
You should know that I'm making a movie about eskimos.
Your eternal enemy / Jordan



Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-




1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection (whoever that is D8)
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
Tea- eating frenchfries
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.

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This next meme is stupid. Even though I did it anyway.

A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H: You are Quirky.
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You love to drink
R : Crazy!
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.

Username:

D - one in a million.
r - Crazy!
i - Great in bed.
n - You like to drink. ((milk))
k - You're wild and crazy.
T - You're loyal to those you love.
e - Great in bed. ((I thought the letter i covered that fact! Though it's not really a fact.))
a - Easy to fall in love with.
O - Crazy
r - Crazy!
D - one in a million.
i - Great in bed.
e - Great in bed.


Real name:

J - People Adore you
O - Crazy
R - Crazy!
D - one in a million.
A - Easy to fall in love with.
N - You like to drink.

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